The guy in Ephesus marries the woman who wants to meet Olivia

This is some spam I received today and in relation to my other post about spam being an interesting read, I just had to share this and try to analize it a little bit, it is really interesting, like somthing my literature teacher had me read back in High school, when you couldn't care less about heavy poetry..

"she would take her where she might have a full view of it. And youhenceforth, I vow it shall be so for me. This he was resolved tocontrive means for their safety. I tied my youngest son to the endof Ephesus, gave him a gold chain, calling him by his name and when
suspected not to be any thing more or greater than he seemed, she weddeath. She asked the captain if he could introduce her to Olivia,inconveniently beset with a crowd of these idle visitors, lying poets,
his purse Timon's money had gone to pay the wages of his servants, to Mountagues"

Clearly the one speaking is recounting how she tied her son to Ephesus but first needed to get a good view of it all before handing him a gold chain, got wed somehow in the middle of all of this, to someone who wanted to meet Olivia, the one who was paying these Montagues who sound like the guys in Romeo and Juliet... wow. I want to read the whole book now!